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ringleader's avatar

SCHWARZENEGGER. What a name!! Wish I could get $800k for calling some little shit in a park SCHWARZENEGGER

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Theon Ultima's avatar

LOL, LMAO even!

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Centaur Write Satyr, MBA's avatar

Super fun essay! A high brow riposte to the hoi poloi’s refrain that action movies are dumb. Reminded me of all the reasons I still stump for Arnold, warts and all.

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Theon Ultima's avatar

Thanks! The world may need bad men...but it also needs muscle bound Austrian movie stars.

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The 13th Grade's avatar

Awesome. Now do Van Damme.

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